![]() Vinegar Syndrome Exclusive / Limited Edition of 3,000Īudio: English: DTS-HD Master Audio 2.0 Mono for all the wrong reasons! This biker flick has it all: worthless police officers, a hero country bumpkin doctor, a wedding, and psycho bikers all liquored up for some afternoon spoiling.Ĭult enthusiasts are going to love the not-so fabulous fury of these Hell Riders! Low-rent movies trash don’t get much trashier than this. Sure, West and Louise have shit to do in this film, but at least they got paid!ĭirected by James Bryan ( Don’t Go Into the Woods, The Executioner II) and written by Renee Harmon ( Night of Terror), Hell Riders might be bottom of the barrel, dollar bin material, but it never once stops being unintentionally funny and effortlessly entertaining. In the end there is a murder which could have been prevented and a cancelled wedding leads to a new bride for the town’s mechanic. That is until the motley gang of motorcyclists roll in and start messing with the locals. After roughing her up a bit, she manages to get back to her car and makes it, eventually, to a local hicktown where watching paint dry is obviously the preferred past time. Maybe she's too worried about having to get out and push her car into town.Ĭlaire is in The Hell Riders territory! Snake (Ross Alexander), Convict ( Dan Bradley), Knife ( Renee Harmon), Father ( Frank Newhouse), Angel (porn star Melanie Scott) and Rocky ( Shawn Klugman) are soon all over her, making her short trip through this dry part of California unforgettable. I mean, hell, it might be plastic and those might not be real ants climbing across the thumb, but a warning is a warning and, yeah, she misses it. But Claire Delaney ( Louise) fails to notice the severed hand on the side of the road. With BIG, BOLD letters, Hell Riders is spelled out across the screen and, as a swinging country and western score kicks in, we are immediately hitting the road with Tina Louise (who famously portrayed Ginger Grant in Gilligan’s Island) and her beat up, piece of shit car. If your ticket is already punched courtesy of Vinegar Syndrome’s new 2K scan of Hell Riders (in a very limited release), then all you need to do is sit back and enjoy the ride through a small town whose fat Sheriff ( Jerry Ratay) would rather ignore criminals then charge them. ![]() Soaked through with dripping wet dialogue, poor acting from damn near everyone, and ridiculously choreographed “fights” with plastic knives, this hokey trip back in time is completely bonkers and I absolutely love it! West as the town’s doctor delivers more than just a baby as a a big ol’ can of whoop-ass is unleashed upon some of the dumbest bikers to be put on film. Pow! Crush! Boom! What a ride Hell Riders is! So go on then and pick up a large embroidered biker patch today to customize your motorcycle jacket or vest for the ride ahead."this hokey trip back in time is completely bonkers " ![]() And with so many designs to choose from, there's no doubt you'll find a patch that's perfect for you. Some of our most popular patch themes include stylized religious iconography, skulls (so many freaking skulls), pinup gals, patriotic patches celebrating the United States of America (lots of stars-and-stripes living skeletons and skulls here too), knives and guns, and wild animals (like are crowd-pleasing gorilla biker), plus a hell of a lot more.Īnyone born for speed who lives for the open road can't go wrong with one of our embroidered biker patches or large patches for jackets. Pick from a vast collection of retro-looking, modern laser-cut, highly detailed embroidered motorcycle patches. Our company has a ridiculous amount of motorcycle rider patches for you to choose from. ![]() Large patches for jackets - designed for souls who embrace the "two wheels for life" motorcycle rider and tattooed rock n' roll lifestyle, are the way to go if you want to add some wicked customization to your favorite motorcycle clothing and gear. And you love looking cool, dangerous, badass or whatever descriptive adjective defines your sense of style best when you're riding your motorcycle or knocking back a frosty beer. ![]()
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